thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

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wisteria-spirit:

Wherever you may be, spare a moment for a cup of tea ~
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing